“Rooting for them is a disease, Ben. It’s nothing to be ashamed of.”
by David Sipress

July 19, 1982
by Arthur Getz

“Cat Kung Fu”
by Eric Lewis

(Dog at home plate with a leash in his mouth, waiting for pitcher to walk him.)
by Danny Shanahan

(The seven dwarves depicted as golfers with the names, ‘Slicey,’ ‘Hooky,’ ‘Toppy,’ ‘Trappy,’ ‘MacGuffy,’ ‘Threeputty,’ and ‘B...
by Alex Gregory

“Fenwick, Benton & Perkins. How may I direct your call?”
by Bill Woodman

September 29, 1956
by Arthur Getz

“Selective breeding has given me an aptitude for the law, but I still love fetching a dead duck out of freezing water.”
by Leo Cullum

“Daddy doesn’t hate the Yankees. Daddy has issues with the Yankees.”
by David Sipress

August 27, 1949
by Garrett Price

May 8, 1926
by Victor Bobritsky

“Look, I’m not saying it’s going to be today. But someday—someday—you guys will be happy that you’ve taken along a lawyer.”
by Jack Ziegler

“I’m thinking of doing Pamplona this year.”
by Arnie Levin

“As your attorney, I must strongly advise you against bringing the high heat.”
by Alex Gregory

“Just remember, son, it doesn’t matter whether you win or lose—unless you want Daddy’s love.”
by Pat Byrnes

January 20, 1973
by Arthur Getz

“Good game.” “Good game.” “Nice game.” “Good game.” “I’m in love with you.” “Good game.” “Nice game.”
by Harry Bliss

(A man rows a boat by himself; there are six people in the boat with him with megaphones shouting at him to keep up the pace....
by Warren Miller

July 9, 1949
by Garrett Price

by Mark Ulriksen

(Huge library room, with books from floor to ceiling, is scaled by a woman using rock climbing techniques.)
by Warren Miller

“Dear, there’s someone here to collect your soul.”
by Robert Mankoff

“Let’s show Mr. Steinbrenner what you can do.”
by Danny Shanahan

“On your left.”
by Michael Crawford