“Would you care to try some of my handmade artisanal antidepressants?” (Psychiatrist with a beard and ponytail says to his patient. )
by Alex Gregory

“Anachronism or not, it just ain’t the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson.” (Founding fathers eating bbq with Willie Nelson.)
by Paul Noth

by Roz Chast

“You are my blue beach glass.” (Couple in bathing suits walks on beach. Woman holds piece of beach glass, while behind them another woman gathers beach glass.)
by William Haefeli

Three-Martini Breakfast (Title “Three-Martini Breakfast”. A couple is passed out in their kitchen. A fire burns on the stove.)
by Farley Katz

“I’m still spending a lot of money, but I’m spending it ironically.” (Two men in suits walk by a professional menswear boutique.)
by Leo Cullum

“I much prefer the snow!” (A couple trapped in a snow globe full of lightening. )
by Gahan Wilson

“Have you heard about the tree falling in the forest, but no one hears it, because some guy’s wife won’t stop talking?” (A husband speaks to his wife as he reads the paper over breakfast.)
by Jack Ziegler

“I hate retraining C.E.O.s.” (One car mechanic talks to another. They both watch a third man repairing a car while sitting at a desk in a shirt and tie. )
by Tom Cheney

“After your tomato plants, you have nothing left over for me.” (A man speaks to his wife in their living room.)
by Bruce Eric Kaplan

Paper cubicles (Cubicles in an office are filled up with papers like a pool.)
by John O'Brien

(Man pushes giant baseball up hill toward batter who stands ready at top.)
by Mort Gerberg

“Well, I’ll be danged—he’s got accordion boots.” (A sheriff speaks to his deputy when he sees that the man they are hanging is wearing “accordion” boots. )
by Zachary Kanin

“Oh, my husband’s fine in bed as long as he stays on his side.” (Woman on couch speaks to psychiatrist. )
by Robert Mankoff

(A large medieval-looking castle has a clothesline running from one tower to the next with clothing drying on it.)
by Liza Donnelly

Caption Contest (Two officers hold a man in snorkel gear and a bathing suit before a Judge in a full courtroom.)
by Michael Crawford