“You people are crazy about Batman—ask him.” (A citizen in distress tries to get Superman’s help, but Superman is busy enjoying an icecream cone.)
by Charles Barsotti

umbrella tap (A beach umbrella doubles as a beer tap.)
by P.C. Vey

“Remember when all we had was lots of little pillows?” (Couple in bed has two humongous pillows.)
by Christopher Weyant

“Lawn care has been good to us, Ed.” (A pare of yard workers ride in the back of a limousine. )
by Mick Stevens

“Better use the ink wedge.”
by Ariel Molvig

"The Passive-Agressive Door-Holding Game: See if you can make an innocent stranger hurry from more than fifteen feet away while you hold the door." (Title: The Passive-aggressive door-holding game. Man smiles and holds door from afar. )
by Carolita Johnson

“It helps me stay focused on what matters most.”
by Matthew Diffee

“This island isn’t big enough for two clichés.” (Castaway on island to fish trying to evolve.)
by Leo Cullum

“What can I say? I was an English major.” (Man working register at grocery store has crossed out “less” in “10 items or less” sign and written in “fewer”.)
by J.C. Duffy

Mime Roast (“Mime Celebrity Roast”. A mime pokes fun at his fellow mime the only way he knows how.)
by Lee Lorenz

“Damn—I thought you were just having them whitened.” (A businessman has sharpened his teeth.)
by Charles Barsotti

“Oh! You gave me such a start.” (Mob guys have a gag gun with banner that reads “happy birthday”.)
by Robert Mankoff

“We got the cactus account!” (Businessman enters home covered in cactus needles. )
by Zachary Kanin

Captionless; Caption Contest TK (Businessmen and women warm themselves on a fire on the boardroom table.)
by Drew Dernavich

“Was that your first foray into politics?”
by Frank Cotham

“I’m an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child.”
by Barbara Smaller