“It’s up to you now, Miller. The only thing that can save us is an accounting breakthrough.”
by Robert Weber
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“Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are.”
by James Stevenson
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“Would you please elaborate on ‘then something bad happened’?”
by Leo Cullum
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“So, Jim, where do you see yourself in ten minutes?”
by Matthew Diffee
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“Sir, the following paradigm shifts occurred while you were out.”
by Robert Mankoff
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“I’d like your honest, unbiased and possibly career-ending opinion on something.”
by Alex Gregory
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“Say what’s on your mind, Harris—the language of dance has always eluded me.”
by Robert Mankoff
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“Good news, chief, a computer virus destroyed all our documents.”
by Robert Mankoff
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“Remember to round each billable hour off to the nearest week.”
by Leo Cullum
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“No, Hoskins, you’re not going to do it just because I’m telling you to do it. You’re going to do it because you believe in ...
by Charles Barsotti
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“If we can just get beyond this ‘I’m the boss’ mentality and concentrate on a simple ‘What I say goes’ outlook, I think this ...
by P.C. Vey
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“Run this up Legal’s ass.”
by Frank Cotham
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“Sometimes it’s important to stop whatever break you’re taking and just do the work.”
by Bruce Eric Kaplan
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“Your mother called to remind you to diversify.”
by Mike Twohy
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“They rubbed my tummy, chief—I told them everything.”
by Charles Barsotti
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“We must never take for granted the precious gift of hindsight.”
by Frank Cotham
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“Before I forget, Detrick, here’s the dental plan.”
by Leo Cullum
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“Try as we might, sir, our team of managment consultants has been unable to find a single fault in the manner in which you co...
by J.B. Handelsman
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“Hewes, it’s come to my attention that you’ve been using our internet access to troll for babes.”
by Robert Mankoff
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“We've done a computer simulation of your projected performance in five years. You're fired.”
by J.P. Rini
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“O.K., I messed up. He didn’t have to rub my nose in it.”
by Leo Cullum
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“Remember, you weren’t hired to think—you were hired because you have opposable thumbs.”
by Charles Barsotti
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“Quit complaining. In these times, most people would be happy to have your job security.”
by Robert Mankoff
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“This is my wife—the founder and executive director of our marriage.”
by P.C. Vey
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