Waiter Cartoons

“Is the homework fresh?”
by Danny Shanahan

"I'll have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated...
by Jack Ziegler

“Certainly. A party of four at seven-thirty in the name of Dr. Jennings. May I ask whether that is an actual medical degree...
by J.B. Handelsman

March 22, 1958
by Arthur Getz

“I shouldn’t, but I’m going to have the garbage.”
by Mike Twohy

“It’s Brooklyn clam chowder—you got a problem with that?”
by Danny Shanahan

August 2, 1958
by Arthur Getz

“Sorry, but you’re going to have to remind me who gets the red wine and who gets the white?”
by Michael Maslin

“Let me get this, but keep in mind that you’ll pay for it in other, more subtle ways later on.”
by P.C. Vey

“It’s a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage.”
by Leo Cullum

“Something from the supplement cart?”
by Mike Twohy

“No thanks, I’m fine.”
by Tom Cheney

“The special, sir. Shall I spread it out or will you knock it over yourself?”
by Charles Barsotti

“I’ll have the vegan.”
by Charles Barsotti

“May I recommend the Roast Free-Range Chicken with Sage-and-Celery Stuffing and real Pan Gravy?”
by George Booth

(A hunter with a smoking rifle is waited upon by a dog carrying a tray with a bottle of Cold Duck wine and a glass.)
by Arnie Levin

February 22, 1941
by Alain

“I’m not quite ready to order. My lawyers are still studying the menu.”
by Mike Twohy

“Your French is correct, sir—that item is a sneaker filled with gasoline.”
by Tom Cheney

August 3, 1992
by Devera Ehrenberg

“We’re out of flowers.”
by Danny Shanahan

“Would it be possible to get baked beans on toast? I’m not British—I’m just crazy.”
by J.C. Duffy

“The little sad faces next to some items mean they don’t taste very good.”
by Leo Cullum

“Can I bring you something else to complain about?”
by David Sipress