(Che Guevara wearing a Bart Simpson T-shirt.)
by Matthew Diffee

(Grant Woods' 'American Gothic' couple dressed in I Love NY T-shirts.)
by Marisa Acocella Marchetto

"Good news, honey—seventy is the new fifty."
by Victoria Roberts

"I didn't do anything on my summer vacation—should I write about what I bought?"
by Barbara Smaller

"Never, ever, think outside the box."
by Leo Cullum

"Yoo-hoo. Time to climb the stairway to paradise."
by George Price

"I don't know how it started, either. All I know is that it's part of our corporate culture."
by Mick Stevens

"No, Thursday's out. How about never—is never good for you?"
by Robert Mankoff

"Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?"
by Charles Barsotti

What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?
by Mick Stevens